Both Lola and Pride in Madness posted this. After thinking of my responses, I decided to as well. A change from thinking about what I’m about currently. 
How would YOU answer? Here are my thoughts on each, “If I were …”
Those are hard questions for me to answer – but I’ll try.
If I were a politician, I would be unsuccessful because I don’t want to be swayed by parties and institutions more focused on money than doing the right thing.
If I were a pop star, I would actually be able to sing – and that would be great! I can’t sing, and my son has continually informed me of that since he was able to speak. So much for every child loving the sound of their mother’s voice! LOL
If I were a film star, I would be Katharine Hepburn or Audry Hepburn. (same last name, but I don’t think they’re related. ) I just like their style and I’d have loved to be wispy like Audry!
audry hepburn (Photo credit: c-millie)
If I were a in a soap opera, well let’s just skip that one. I hate them. Dumb and silly.
If I were a writer, I would write adventurous fantasy books like The Hobbit. Books that can take you away and let you forget about your life for awhile.
If I were a tv host, I would be witty, down to earth good looking, honest, sincere … are there any hosts like that out there to compare with?
If I were a criminal, I would be Robin Hood. You know the story!
If I were a mythical beast, I would be a forest elf. Still going with the wispy look of Audry Hepburn.
If I were a Disney character, I would be the main character in Brave. Although I haven’t seen the movie – I’m going off of the commercials.
If I were a drug, I would be – WOW, that one’s REALLY tough! Do I want to repair something, create a feeling, or what? I really don’t know.
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If I were an animal, I would probably be a dog. Wanting and giving lots of love, likes to learn things, can chill or go on an adventure with you. Strong bonds, yet still maintaining their own personality.
If I were a piece of food, I would be lasagna – complex and simple (depending on how you make it), enjoyed by most people, comforting to eat, warm, good food. Haven’t made it in years though.
If I were an illness, I would be – why would anyone want to be an illness? As it is, I already feel like I am an illness that plagues my world. Skip.
If I were a mood, I would be sunny, positive and loving. Also passionate.
If I were a holiday resort, I would be Hedonism II. A fun place to be.
If I were a pattern, I would be paisley. Don’t know exactly why, just like the swirls and curves. Remind me of the yin yang
If I were a tree, I would be an old, strong oak tree. Great for climbing, been around to see A LOT, provide shelter to what is in the branches and what rests below. But a maple would be cool too, with great color in the fall. No, an oak.
Loved reading yours! And Audrey Hepburn is awesome! Cool that you played, too!
I’ve always admired her. And been jealous of her petiteness!
I think I might even outdo her in terms of petiteness, but never in terms of style and grace!
This is fun! I will have to think about it for a while to know how I’d answer these. Why are these kinds of questions fun to read and fun to answer?
Maybe because it gives you a way to share about yourself. And reading someone else’s responses gives you more of a sense of who they are too.
Thanks!
Usually I don’t do these types of posts. I think (whether it’s true or not) that they aren’t me posting about what’s going on with me. But as you stated, maybe they help others to see more of who I am. I’m glad you commented that because it may be just that. It says something about who I am, outside of specific circumstances. Thanks for your comment!